Saturday, November 11, 2006

Is there anybody out there?

I'm no different from anybody else.

I start each day and end each night.

But it gets to be a real drag when you're on your own.

Now who is love, where is love?

I've got to know!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

the more things change

the more they stay the same.

i guess the only way to be sure of getting laid at work is to move to a nevada horse house.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Not Too Many Democrats Where I Work

The outcome is not promosing.

There are not too many democrats where I work.

So it doesn't look likely I'm going to be laid at work today.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Don't Forget To Vote


Laid At Work reminds you, don't forget to vote.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Politics seems to be on everybody's mind

Politics seems to be on everybody's mind today.

So not much chance of being laid at work.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Laid At Work Is Resting Today

After six days of getting nothing at work, today is a day of rest.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Laid At Work - TGIF


TGIF

Thank God I'm Fucked!

Just kidding.

I didn't get laid at work today, nothing, zippo, nada, 86.

Zilch.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Laid At Work or Office Warzone


Rarely do we get laid at work.

More oft than not we work in a warzone.

Where each cubicle is a battlefield.

And every coworker an enemy combattant.

Join my cause, make love not war, get laid at work!

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

is this workman's compensation


big gag at work today

trick or treat?

office gifts included a grab bag

look what i got.

everyone thought it was a big laugh, you tell me.

Monday, October 30, 2006

no laid at work mondays always get me down



talking to myself and feeling down
coworkers stare at me
and they can go fuck themselves, the clowns
hanging around
nothing to do butt lounge
no laid at work mondays always get me down

Sunday, October 29, 2006

big black dick or big black dicks


some people fantasize early and often at work about getting laid.

yo i know i do.

when it comes to bi-sexuality, i guess i am of two minds.

so here's some gay spooge activity going on at two websites.

big black dick for big black dick.

and not to be out done big black dicks at big black dicks

word

Saturday, October 28, 2006

others feel the way i do about work


why cant we go to work and expect a least one good nut a day

improve morale

increased productivity

build a sense of comraderie between coworkers

there is no "i" in team but there is an "o" in teamwork.

Friday, October 27, 2006

laid off or laid at work


how do you spend your time at work

fighting with your coworkers

worried about being laid off

i don't nothing on that level

i just dream of getting laid

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Gay Porn - Can You Do Finer


this image from "free gay video" search at yahoo.com

i dont think you can do finer than gay porn.

you cant get finer gay porn than free gay porn.

yhe finest site for free gay porn is free gay video.

it has five free flash players.

each player has about 50 clips so that means you get hundreds of clips of free gay video.

in a nutshell you will nut

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

gay porn includes big black dick mastery


i wish somebody like that worked at my office

i think all the men here have really tiny dicks

how can you tell

they yell a lot butt heads pretend they are masters of the universe

it is not penis envy but small dick compensation

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

gay porn is good when you can't find a lover with small hands



What is there not to like about gay men with big black dicks when they are wicked huge?

I love that.

I was just at this website bigblackdick.biz

I also like a lover with small hands.

It makes my dick look so much bigger.

Monday, October 23, 2006

gay porn makes sense to you


if you are straight and you watch straight porn like almost every guy i know you spend a lot of time looking at naked men

and some of those men arent very attractive either

if you are gay and you watch gay porn like almost every gay guy i know you spend a lot of time looking at naked men

and almost every one is a hunk

the only porn that makes sense is gay porn

Sunday, October 22, 2006

gay porn isn't everything, sometimes i wish i were


sometimes i am jealous of women cuz who else can have this many big black dicks in their e-zones?

gay porn is like being fucked by two black studs


Kind of like being double-fucked by two black studs at the back of Sophie's bar!